George W. Bush is Gay!

FINAL UPDATE 1/21/09: Now that our long national nightmare of George W. Bush is finally over, I am retiring this site. Gay Georgie is completely irrelevant now, and I think America needs to forget this asshole as soon as possible. Though GeorgeWBushIsGay.com will no longer be updated, it will remain up as a tribute to America's first gay "leader". Before I go though, here is one last article for the website ... one that validates all the hard work I've done over the years:

From The Onion, 12/18/2008:

America's First Gay President Concludes Historic Second Term

WASHINGTON— "President" George W. Bush was unusually reflective in the final weeks of his administration, taking time during speeches and press conferences to look back on key decisions, expound on his legacy, and tout his role in paving the way for the nation's first African-American president by serving eight years as its first openly gay president.

"I'm inspired by our great country's willingness to look past the color of a man's skin—or, in my case, his overt homosexuality—and elect him based on his ability to lead," Bush told reporters following his meeting with president-elect Barack Obama on Nov. 10. "I've always been proud of my homosexuality, and I am so proud of the United States."

Bush added, "Thank you, America, for taking a chance on an openly gay man from Texas: tight jeans, cowboy hats, and all."

Article continued here.

-Cheers,
Major Noize of Noodle Muffin

Like so many fervently anti-gay Republicans, the Bush White House is filled with self-hating homosexuals. Recent reports indicate that George W. Bush is actually the Queen Bee of this Den of Sodomites. From his days as a cheerleader at Andover to his recently disclosed affair with Prince Abdullah of Saudi Arabia, it seems W. has always been a citizen of Queer Nation. Let's celebrate Georgie's Coming Out with a look back at his life:

A flaming GWB struts his homosexual stuff at the opening game of his favorite baseball team, the Washington D. C. Anals.

Old Georgie isn't just gay for men ... as his Scottish terrier Barney finds out the hard way!

UPDATE: George W. Bush and his lover Republican Senator Larry Craig emerge triumphantly after a successful tryst in a Congressional bathroom stall.

UPDATE: George W. Bush and his gay G.O.P. buddies Mark Foley and "Brownie" belong to an exclusive homosexual "special interest" group called "The Axis of Incompetence". Their special interest? Underage teenage boys. Here, we see them checking out the newest batch of teenage male pages.

Not only is George W. Bush gay, but he is also an exhibitionist! Dan from The Whiplads sent us this photo of Bush engaging in a threesome on the steps of the Capitol Building. White House Press Secretary Tony Snow later told The Media that this incident was "an important step in fighting terror" and assured everyone that despite zipper trouble, the three-way gangbang was "Mission Accomplished".

Bush and his long-time companion Prince Abdullah of Saudi Arabia finally shared their love with the world during a romantic March 2005 getaway. The Prince was later heard to say he was looking forward to a little exploratory drilling with George Bush later that night.

Unfortunately, their love was met with resistance on Capital Hill.

UPDATE: Looks like there's trouble in paradise! Bush was recently spotted cavorting with Nigerian heartthrob Olusegun Obasanjo in Scotland. Sources say it was love at first sight. That brazen hussy GWB never could resist a man in a dress! Poor Prince Abdullah.

UPDATE: Reader Robert Ruiz sent us this wonderful label of Gay Georgie brand Texas vegetables!

EXCLUSIVE: Our dedicated team of researchers have uncovered some shocking information: George W's gay philandering is out of control!! In fact, he's been caught in homosexual liaisons with many of the world's top leaders ...

Arch-NeoCon and former President George H. W. Bush reacts angrily to his son's homosexuality.

But Bush Sr. should not have been surprised because all the signs were there. At Yale and Andover, instead of going out for sports like a real man, a fey George W. Bush followed his heart and became a cheerleader. I guess the W. stands for ‘wuss”.

And then there was Bush Jr.'s penchant for dressing in drag ...

Of course, G.W. Bush was never really cut out for sports. He was always too concerned about damaging his finely manicured nails, as evidenced here during a pickup game with some D.C. kids. Bush went home crying after the "mean bullies" stripped the football and ran for a touchdown.

Former gay prostitute and Talon News "reporter" Jeff Gannon has been romantically linked to George W. Bush. This explains his numerous visits to the White House on days without press conferences. Apparently, Bush authorized Gannon to toss him softballs in the news conferences before tossing him soft balls in the Oval Office. Talk about having an All-Access pass!

Before being outted by the press, gay former Spokane, WA mayor Jim West frequently chatted with George W. Bush on-line at Gay.com. Bush went by the moniker “RedStateStiffy8”, but George’s associates suggest he may be exaggerating.

Raging White House queen Karl Rove, unable to contain his secret crush on George W., moves in for a kiss.

White House Press Secretary Tony Snow spun this leaked photo of Georgie as a "Halloween costume celebrating America's motorcycle enthusiasts", but we know better!

Want more proof of George W. Bush’s homosexual tendencies? Check out this quote:

January 2004. Mr. Bush wandered over during Mr. [Scot] Reid's [senior strategist to Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin] chat with the Prime Minister. Mr. Reid introduced himself and shook hands with Mr. Bush.

The President chuckled. "Well, you got a pretty face," he told the surprised Mr. Reid. He wasn't done. "You got a pretty face," he said again. "You're a good-looking guy. Better looking than my Scott anyway."

-- "President" Bush in a coquettish bout of eye-batting homosexual diplomatic flirting January 16, 2004 The Globe and Mail

And BettyBowers.com points out yet more evidence that Bush is a little light in the loafers:

Outside of Italian shoes, nothing sends up a rainbow-colored flare that you are dealing with a flaming homosexual more reliably than when a man breathlessly gushes the word "faaabulous!" When a Christian lady hears this word outside of her hair salon or florist, she instinctively reaches for the Bible tracts in her purse because she knows a nancy boy is within throwing range.

"It's been a fabulous year for Laura and me."

-- George W. Bush., three months after the World Trade Center towers went down.

Therefore, conservative Christians throughout the land have become increasingly uncomfortable as they dutifully mask each awkward pause with a flurry of polite applause and yells of "more wars!" during President Bush's somewhat laborious attempts at speaking. While Tony Blair may have mastered the Queen's English, our President's vocabulary calls to mind any number of queens' English. Even our least vigilant Republican social commandos have noticed that Mr. Bush has been peppering his otherwise delightful litany of patriotic jingoism and pleasantly embroidered CIA-intelligence recaps with the effeminate mating call "fabulous" -- three giddy syllables that are tantamount to coyly cooing, "Hello, sailor!"

"And we'll prevail, because we're a faaabulous nation, and we're a faaabulous nation because we're a nation full of faaabulous people."

-- George W. Bush., Atlanta, GA, January 31, 2002

Indeed, it appears that everyone our prancing President runs into is simply FAB-U-LOUS!

(Not one word in quotation marks has been changed from the official transcripts. To you hellbound doubting Thomases out there (you know who you are -- and so does Jesus), if you click on the quotation, it will bring up the page on official White House website that contains the speech in which the word "fabulous" was squealed with delight.)

Official Xanax spokesperson Laura Bush ("a fabulous First Lady");

His viper-tongued mother Barbara ("a fabulous mother");

Nimble prevaricator Condoleezza Rice (an "honest fabulous person")

Chuck Berry (who -- my stars! -- did prison time for surreptitiously filming women going to the toilet), Ray Charles, Marvin Gaye, Aretha Franklin, and Stevie Wonder ("a fabulous array of artists") -- so nice that our swishy leader had gotten over the public snub of Stevie not waving back at him!;

His whole Cabinet ("I put together a fabulous Cabinet");

House Speaker Denny Hastert & Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist ("It is a joy to work with these two fabulous Americans");

His whole administration ("I put together a fabulous team"):and

Perhaps most disconcertingly, the epitome of everything liberal (including jigger portions) Ted Kennedy ("Ted Kennedy is fabulous").

Everyone in our prissy President's acquaintance appears to be doing a "FAB-U-LOUS" job:

Again, his lovely wife Laura ("What a fabulous job she is doing");

His brother and collusive heir apparent Jeb ("He has done a fabulous job");

New York Governor Pataki ("who is doing a fabulous job");

Rudy Giuliani ("he's done a fabulous job");

Colin Powell ("he's doing a fabulous job");

Dick Cheney ("doing a fabulous job for America");

John Ascroft ("doing such a fabulous job");

Paul Wolfowitz ("doing a fabulous job");

Ari Fleischer ("done a fabulous job");

The DC Chief of Police ("you and your troops do a fabulous job"); and

Someone called Mel at Habitat for Humanity, the Jimmy Carter bastion of the lethal liberal lie that Christians should help the poor by giving them anything more than just Bible tracts ("doing a fabulous job").

And to our wildly flamboyant Commander in Chief, every organization or thing is simply "FAB-U-LOUS," girl!

The World Series ("And what a fabulous World Series it was");

Those quaint African-American people ("fabulous achievements");

Our Godly country ("America, a fabulous country");

The sound of the Washington National Cathedral Choir ("it is a fabulous way to begin a morning");

Forests, something only a liberal wouldn't strip mine ("they offer majestic beauty and fabulous recreational opportunities for all Americans to enjoy");

Afghan art, that is, that either we or the Taliban didn't destroy ("this fabulous exhibit");

Alaska ("such a fabulous state");

Being prayed for by strangers ("It's really one of the fabulous parts of the job")

The Philadelphia Boys Choir ("What fabulous music!");

The Democratic stronghold New York City ("the fabulous city called New York City");

Little League Baseball ("such a fabulous organization");

The US Military, showing a bit of a weakness for a gay niche fetish ("We've got fabulous men and women in uniform!"); and

Even the new 45 cent stamp ("fabulous!").

"I don't give a good goddamn if you want to be a cheerleader. Your father and I have decided you are going to play sports, like all the other little boys, mister sissy britches. Now get your hands off of your damned hips, you little pansy, and fetch me a scotch on the rocks!"

-- Mrs. George H. W. (Barbara) Bush, 1954

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